![]() ![]() It has all of the graphic design conventions of a forest fire prevention poster, or a car fresh off of Pimp My Ride. The typical pleasant pastel colors are red and orange against an imposing black silhouette of a flame in the middle of the bag. ![]() The packaging is nothing like the design of a Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal box. I would be an idiot to pass up such an amazing deal. They’re on sale for Kroger cardholders: three dollars are marked off of their five-dollar price tag. There’s a display by the entrance: baskets stuffed with limited-edition packages of a new product by the think tank at General Mills: Spicy CinnaFUEGO Toast Crunch. Tonight’s club is Kroger, no cover fee required. I have a normal-sized one for my wallet and a miniature version that hangs off my keychain because I’m that serious about the great discounts it offers on exciting products like generic-brand pasta (cut with sawdust!), generic-brand coffee pods (now with half the coffee grounds!), and any products that the location is eager to get rid of (still food!). I check my wallet: my driver’s license is expired, so bars are out of the question, bus pass, my dental insurance card-I suppose a teeth whitening wouldn’t be the worst use of my time.
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